Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Namely, when asked to pee on a person, shouldn't you make absolutely sure you've heard correctly?”

— Sara Barron

“When a guy at the urinal says to me, "If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it," I like to look…

— Jarod Kintz

“Bricks could be used to generate smiles among the general population. Just hand them out, along with handshakes, and say, This will make everything…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even…

— Jarod Kintz

“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”

— Tammy Blackwell

“A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks. But we wouldn’t have to go through all that…

— Jarod Kintz

You know,' I whispered, 'some girls might think it's creepy having a boy watch them sleep.' He smirked and pointed to himself. 'Spy.' 'Oh.'…

— Ally Carter

“Why do you always come in to kiss me while I'm on the toilet?" I asked. "Makes us feel close to you," Chuck said,…

— Merrill Markoe

“A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell the world’s largest Yes what you really want to tell it, which is no. Tell that Yes…

— Jarod Kintz

“I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. "I want to pee.”

— Lili St. Crow