Bad luck Quote by Groucho Marx Download Open image ““That's bad luck: three on a midget.”” — Groucho Marx ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bad luck Luck
“I took the Nuban's bow. I didn't trust the midget to be able to run down any thieves, and besides, I might want to… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Im being haunted by midgets. Heavy, determined, club wieldind midgets” — Paul Magrs Copy Share Image
“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with me on his back. This makes me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorter Haven’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“You never talk to the pitcher when…” He shook his head. “You just never talk to the pitcher when--” “I just wanted to congratulate… — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
I never knew an early-rising, hard-working, prudent man, careful of his earnings, and strictly honest who complained of bad luck. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
“I didn't do any of what they told me,' she said, 'because the more I thought about it, the more I realized that it… — Gabriel García Márquez Copy Share Image
“Everyone knows it is bad luck to step on a toad or on the shadow of a tree, to walk under a ladder,” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Because the core of my personal philosophy is that everything that happens to us benefits us, I was also spared the futility of cursing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest trap, the biggest dungeon in life isn't laziness or bad luck, it's comfort. — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
All of us have bad luck and good luck. The man who persists through the bad luck - who keeps right on going -… — Robert Collier Copy Share Image
“I was just beginning to wonder how long I would have to wait when finally a guard sauntered up and said, “Galloway, get your… — Noah Galloway Copy Share Image
“Oh, I don’t buy lottery tickets... because if I won, and I was capable of that kind of odd luck, then I would also… — Chrissi Sepe Copy Share Image
“Before Tessa could answer, there was a knock at the door, and a familiar voice. "It's Jem. Tessa, are you there?" Charlotte sat bolt… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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