Small talk Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“It was like hauling around a big midget in your pack.”

— James F. Christ

“If there's one thing I was horrible at, it was small talk.”

— S.H. Kolee

“They say you're big before you're small I'm sure glad I don't know it all.”

— Sara Quin

“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Is this the baby?" I said. Ma turned on me again. "What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?”

— George Saunders

“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”

— Jarod Kintz