Books Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Life is short. But so are midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d guess twice as many.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

Make the little things count, teach midgets math.

— Anonymous

Make little things count...teach midgets math!

— Anonymous

Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty or not?

— Louisa May Alcott

“Taylor was lying on a warm, sunny beach, her long legs spread in front of her on a plastic chaise lounge. She shielded her…

— J.T. Ellison