Billion Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Life is short. But so are midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with me on his back. This makes me…

— Jarod Kintz

“It was like hauling around a big midget in your pack.”

— James F. Christ

“How many of them who came into the world at the same time when I did, are already gone out of it? LII.”

— Marcus Aurelius

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Excuse me, Mr Tall-and-Good-looking Wolfman, but can you help the English midget reach the sauce?’ I think not.”

— Joss Stirling

“Most people would take me for over forty.”

— Osamu Dazai

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz