Quote by Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Whoa," I say. "Look how tall he is." "Actors are always midgets in person," says Brandon, "But writers...they're giants.”

— Matthew Norman

“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Life is short. But so are midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.”

— Jaye Wells

“When he'd been small, people had said things like, "And what do you want to be, little man?" and he'd said, "I don’t know.…

— Terry Pratchett

“I long for your love like the length of a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Excuse me, Mr Tall-and-Good-looking Wolfman, but can you help the English midget reach the sauce?’ I think not.”

— Joss Stirling