Humor Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “When a man winks it's really his penis saying hello.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Saying hello
Every time i try and wink at someone, I mess it up and end up scaring people. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
“Funny how a wink from a city guy can come across as cheesy or condescending, but a wink from a southern boy will send… — Jonna Ivin Copy Share Image
That moment when you don't know which eye to look at when talking to someone who is cock-eyed so you just nod a lot… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
The feeling that you get when you're standing right beside him looking into his eyes and you become speechless — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a guy stares at you for long periods of time, he wishes you were his. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A Man's penis is so polite. It stands up so girls have a place to sit down. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something. — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
