Quote by Jaye Wells Download Open image ““I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?”” — Jaye Wells ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of crippled.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, Mr Tall-and-Good-looking Wolfman, but can you help the English midget reach the sauce?’ I think not.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Daxton, you think a pair of pants would really prevent me from taking you in this chair and riding you until we were both… — Susan Stoker Copy Share Image
“I rode the night mare like a bad dream. I rode with no saddle and a midget on my back (the midget also rode… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with me on his back. This makes me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He shut the door behind him and set about locking many dead bolts before finally sliding the chain across. "Tough neighborhood ?" I asked.… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“He curled his claw into a fist. "I'd like to shove a stake up that bastard's ass." Adam's lip curled. "Remind me not to… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“My mouth fell open. I wasn‘t used to receiving practical advice from Giguhl. But the weird thing? He was totally right. ―When‘d you become… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“We passed by a few workers, who did double takes as we ran past. I supposed that the image of a hairless cat in… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“I think you need to go find that boy and tell him how you feel about him. Then you need to ride him like… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Spare me the self-righteous indignation. I highly doubt your motives are selfless.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
