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“My mouth fell open. I wasn‘t used to receiving practical advice from Giguhl. But the weird thing? He was totally right. ―When‘d you become so insightful? He smiled wickedly. ―Lady, I piss insight.” quote by Jaye Wells — Download Open image

““My mouth fell open. I wasn‘t used to receiving practical advice from Giguhl. But the weird thing? He was totally right. ―When‘d you become so insightful? He smiled wickedly. ―Lady, I piss insight.””

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