Condolence Quote by Jaye Wells

“He curled his claw into a fist. "I'd like to shove a stake up that bastard's ass." Adam's lip curled. "Remind me not to…

— Jaye Wells

“I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?”

— Jaye Wells

“Why is it forked?”

— Jaye Wells

“That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.”

— Jaye Wells

“Don't go getting all Oprah on me now, demon.”

— Jaye Wells

“Must not kill the demon cat. Must not kill the demon cat.”

— Jaye Wells

“My mouth fell open. I wasn‘t used to receiving practical advice from Giguhl. But the weird thing? He was totally right. ―When‘d you become…

— Jaye Wells

“We passed by a few workers, who did double takes as we ran past. I supposed that the image of a hairless cat in…

— Jaye Wells

“Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.”

— Jaye Wells

“I think you need to go find that boy and tell him how you feel about him. Then you need to ride him like…

— Jaye Wells

“Spare me the self-righteous indignation. I highly doubt your motives are selfless.”

— Jaye Wells

“Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.”

— Jaye Wells