“What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker." "Hey! I haven't humped anyone in… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out. What are you going… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Sure. What's the worst that could happen." Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I can't frecking believe this." I cringed. "I'm… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Got it. Look for a room with a sign with a big arrow that says, ‘Kidnapped Mancies Here,’ ” he said.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“He curled his claw into a fist. "I'd like to shove a stake up that bastard's ass." Adam's lip curled. "Remind me not to… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“My mouth fell open. I wasn‘t used to receiving practical advice from Giguhl. But the weird thing? He was totally right. ―When‘d you become… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“We passed by a few workers, who did double takes as we ran past. I supposed that the image of a hairless cat in… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“I think you need to go find that boy and tell him how you feel about him. Then you need to ride him like… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Spare me the self-righteous indignation. I highly doubt your motives are selfless.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
