“What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker." "Hey! I haven't humped anyone in… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out. What are you going… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Sure. What's the worst that could happen." Twenty minutes later, we had our answer. "I can't frecking believe this." I cringed. "I'm… — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
“Got it. Look for a room with a sign with a big arrow that says, ‘Kidnapped Mancies Here,’ ” he said.” — Jaye Wells Copy Share Image
