We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
“How many midgets does it take to take over the world? I’m not sure, but I’d guess twice as many.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's not that I don't like midgets, it's just that we don't see eye to eye — Vicente Copy Share Image
“Im being haunted by midgets. Heavy, determined, club wieldind midgets” — Paul Magrs Copy Share Image
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Are you a producer or a looter? If diversity were always and everywhere good we would be clamoring for more midgets in… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
Ron, we're supposed to show the first years where to go!" "Oh yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey -- hey… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Where's the use of looking nice, when no one sees me but those cross midgets, and no one cares whether I'm pretty… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I’d be OK. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She sighed and stepped out of the room, pulling the door shut behind her. Turning around, she nearly tripped over some of… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
“Taylor was lying on a warm, sunny beach, her long legs spread in front of her on a plastic chaise lounge. She… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Jem grinned. “Where have you been? The Blue Dragon? The Mermaid?” “The Devil Tavern if you must know.” Will sighed and leaned… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I just don't accept midgets as human beings. There's only so much political correctness I can accept. — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
“The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's not that I don't like midgets, its just that we never see eye to eye. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
