Dark humor Quote by Mark Lawrence

“Give me your bow,” I said to the Nuban. He frowned. “You’re going to shoot him?” The guard laughed, but there wasn’t an ounce…

— Mark Lawrence

“I was a hunter. Skilled with both bow and arrow and gun. I stalked the weaker and slit their throats when they succumbed to…

— Pepper Winters

“Laughter broke from them. It spread into a roar of acclamation; for bluff is a weapon dear to every adventurer.”

— Rafael Sabatini

“But the hunter was also the hunted, For many of my arrows left my bow only to seek my own breast...”

— Kahlil Gibran

“Something told me though that the small hunter would find a way to wrangle herself out of it. I chuckled softly before thrusting myself…

— Bella Forrest

“I didn't want to let on how much firing the gun had effected me, but it had certainly turned my nuts into giant epcot…

— Ryan C. Thomas

“No one likes sarcasm, Miss Cain. I’ve merely delayed my exit to promise you something. You took my straight razor, li’l darlin’. That I…

— Derek Landy

“Don’t be stupid. I have a gun.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out the .45. “Which will knock you on your ass…

— Kelley Armstrong

“In my script-like scrawl, I wrote: If you find my body, ask Hazzard. I leaned back and surveyed my words. Then I drew a…

— Megan Erickson

“All you have to do is tell me where the girl with the pointed ears is being held, and you walk free. She was…

— Cedric Nye

“I laughed, harder than I'd laughed in a long time. "You have got to be kidding," I said, watching the hope vanish from his…

— Nicole Castle

“The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him…

— Jarod Kintz