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“No one likes sarcasm, Miss Cain. I’ve merely delayed my exit to promise you something. You took my straight razor, li’l darlin’. That I view as an unforgivable offense. So when the time comes, when you have served your purpose, I swear to you I’m gonna kill you for free.” And with that, Billy-Ray…” quote by Derek Landy
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““No one likes sarcasm, Miss Cain. I’ve merely delayed my exit to promise you something. You took my straight razor, li’l darlin’. That I view as an unforgivable offense. So when the time comes, when you have served your purpose, I swear to you I’m gonna kill you for free.” And with that, Billy-Ray Sanguine disappeared into the ground. Then he popped his head back up. “Or at least half price.” And he was gone again.””

Derek Landy

About This Quote

Source Novel: Skulduggery Pleasant, The Faceless Ones, 2005

A character threatens violent retribution but then undercuts it with a joke, showing sarcasm and dark humor in a fantastical setting.

In simple terms: Dark humor masks a deadly promise.

Key Takeaway

Beware of threats hidden in jokes.

Themes

sarcasm dark humor threats fantasy violence

Mood

playful menacing

Type

dialogue fictional

When to use this quote

  • battle scenes
  • dialogue
  • character banter
  • comic relief

Key Concepts

moral ambiguity tone character dynamics

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does humor change the impact of a threat?
  • When is sarcasm appropriate?
A Different Perspective

The humor may downplay the seriousness of violence.

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