Midget Quote by Kevin Hart

I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus.

— Lil Wayne

*throws hands up* Jubagaga juba gaga gaga juju*...translation: Fat midget bitch get the damn juice!

— Kevin Hart

* throws hands up* Juba gaga Juba gaga Jubagaga … translation: Fat midget bitch get the damn juice.

— Kevin Hart

“My shadow’s so substantial that it has its own shadow. It isn’t as tall, but that’s OK, because sometimes it feels like I’m being…

— Jarod Kintz

I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But alas, it was not to…

— Cassandra Clare

“Better feed him more beans or you’re going to have a midget on your hands, Wiley,” he said. “It’s bad enough to be deaf,…

— Nick Wilgus

Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.

— Gianfranco Zola

I'm as pissed as a midget with a yo yo.

— Author Name

“He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise. Become a stranger to need of pity. Or if compassion be freely given out, take only enough. Stop…

— Alice Walker

Life is a midget so try and live it up.

— Lil Wayne

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

— W. C. Fields