Comedy Quote by Kevin Hart

* throws hands up* Juba gaga Juba gaga Jubagaga … translation: Fat midget bitch get the damn juice.

— Kevin Hart

YOU BLACK MIDGET BITCH! Get the juice punk ass daddy!

— Kevin Hart

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I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus.

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Passa Passa. You ain't got no wins in mi casa. Big fat pussy; Mufasa.

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