Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with me on his back. This makes me… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I also have a hammock I spend a lot of time in - mostly just because hammocks are awesome and people don't have to… — Chad Eastham Copy Share Image
“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorter Haven’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I perceived that I was hungry, and prepared to clamber out of the hammock which, very politely anticipating my intention, twisted round and deposited… — H. G. Wells Copy Share Image
“Im being haunted by midgets. Heavy, determined, club wieldind midgets” — Paul Magrs Copy Share Image
“...and that's how Snuggles the hamster learned that yes, things COULD always get worse. ” — Ursula Vernon Copy Share Image
“Excuse me, Mr Tall-and-Good-looking Wolfman, but can you help the English midget reach the sauce?’ I think not.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
