Kal Penn

I was in a small office on the second floor of the West Wing with eight other staffers. We'd worked our hearts…

— Kal Penn

Five minutes later, President Obama walked in, sleeves rolled up. He said to us, 'This is not over. We're gonna keep fighting.…

— Kal Penn

Lady crossing the street, not paying attention, almost got hit. Turns to husband & screams, 'Why didn't YOU watch where I was…

— Kal Penn

We should have a badass secret handshake.

— Kal Penn

It's so nice out I imagine this is when rich people go sailing and eat cheese and shit.

— Kal Penn

A few months later, President Obama fought to keep taxes from going up on middle-class families. Our Republican friends said, Sure you…

— Kal Penn

Now, President Obama paid off his own student loans not too long ago. He remembers what it is like. He said making…

— Kal Penn

I've worked on a lot of fun movies, but my favorite job was having a boss who gave the order to take…

— Kal Penn

Let's keep fighting for a president who's never stopped fighting for us! Go online. Find your local campaign office. Call your friends.…

— Kal Penn

I volunteered in Iowa in 2007 because, like you, I had friends serving in Iraq, friends who were looking for jobs, others…

— Kal Penn

In a cab. It's like a hundred degrees. Can't tell if that manly odor means I'm stinky or if it's the cabbie.

— Kal Penn

CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this.

— Kal Penn

I'm also politically independent so I'm not a fan of either the Democrats in Congress or the Republicans in Congress.

— Kal Penn

Overheard. 'Ooh thass that guy from Herald and Gerald go to sumthin sumthin.'

— Kal Penn

The thing that I enjoy about being an actor and the thing that I enjoy about the arts in general is the…

— Kal Penn

Man I wish Morgan Freeman would do my outgoing voicemail.

— Kal Penn

So many rad Harold and Kumar fans confused why the chair was empty. 'Dude. Wait. Is Obama actually in the chair? I…

— Kal Penn

Waiting for the 'call me maybe' video from the rover on Mars.

— Kal Penn

WTF Why is there no sheep emoji?

— Kal Penn

Growing up, I always had two interests and two passions; one being public service and the other being the arts and acting.

— Kal Penn

Since celebs name-dropping themselves has gotten played, all rants should now begin with, 'Do NOT make me pull a Reese Witherspoon.'

— Kal Penn

In many ways, I feel like having the opportunity to play Gogol in 'The Namesake' really was my dream role in many…

— Kal Penn

I really enjoyed listening to Rahm's speech. But he's a mayor now, so he can't use four-letter words. But I'm no mayor.…

— Kal Penn

I was a vegetarian when we shot the first film(Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle), and I generally eat organic as…

— Kal Penn

The water cooler conversation in every job I've had is sports, it's what did you do this weekend, it's 'How are your…

— Kal Penn