Quote by Kal Penn Download Open image “We should have a badass secret handshake.” — Kal Penn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Well, I think a handshake is something that honorable men do. Before we had contracts we had handshakes that expressed that we were making… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
“What's a handshake after all, except a socially acceptable way to make sure the other guy doesn't have a knife behind his back” — Noah Hawley Copy Share Image
“A person who offers a loose handshake, on the other hand (pun intended), may be interpreted as being uninterested, lacking confidence and self-esteem, weak,… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“Considerations & Exceptions for Impressive Handshakes • Be mindful of a person’s age; be tender with arthritic hands. In that case, a loose and… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
If a man's handshake is no good all the {legal} paper in the world won't make it good. — Richard J. Daley Copy Share Image
I dread handshakes. I've got some problems with my hands, and everywhere I go, people want to impress me with their grip. To make… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
“If I had a hand for a penis, would a hand job be appropriate in place of a handshake at business meetings? ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Who wants to shake the hand of the first man to put it to America's sweetheart. — John Agar Copy Share Image
I was in a small office on the second floor of the West Wing with eight other staffers. We'd worked our hearts out and… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Five minutes later, President Obama walked in, sleeves rolled up. He said to us, 'This is not over. We're gonna keep fighting. I'm gonna… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Lady crossing the street, not paying attention, almost got hit. Turns to husband & screams, 'Why didn't YOU watch where I was going?!' — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
It's so nice out I imagine this is when rich people go sailing and eat cheese and shit. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
A few months later, President Obama fought to keep taxes from going up on middle-class families. Our Republican friends said, Sure you can do… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Now, President Obama paid off his own student loans not too long ago. He remembers what it is like. He said making it easier… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I've worked on a lot of fun movies, but my favorite job was having a boss who gave the order to take out bin… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Let's keep fighting for a president who's never stopped fighting for us! Go online. Find your local campaign office. Call your friends. Call some… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I volunteered in Iowa in 2007 because, like you, I had friends serving in Iraq, friends who were looking for jobs, others who couldn't… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
In a cab. It's like a hundred degrees. Can't tell if that manly odor means I'm stinky or if it's the cabbie. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I'm also politically independent so I'm not a fan of either the Democrats in Congress or the Republicans in Congress. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
