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“CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this.” quote by Kal Penn — Download Open image

“CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this.”

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