The water cooler conversation in every job I've had is sports, it's what did you do this weekend, it's 'How are your parents doing? — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I think the media loves taking the most absurd clips for a sport that has become congressional politics. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I was in a small office on the second floor of the West Wing with eight other staffers. We'd worked our hearts out and… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Five minutes later, President Obama walked in, sleeves rolled up. He said to us, 'This is not over. We're gonna keep fighting. I'm gonna… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Lady crossing the street, not paying attention, almost got hit. Turns to husband & screams, 'Why didn't YOU watch where I was going?!' — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
It's so nice out I imagine this is when rich people go sailing and eat cheese and shit. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
A few months later, President Obama fought to keep taxes from going up on middle-class families. Our Republican friends said, Sure you can do… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Now, President Obama paid off his own student loans not too long ago. He remembers what it is like. He said making it easier to go to college and get technical training is exactly how we grow our economy, create jobs and out-compete the world. So he stood firm. And that tuition tax credit is still here. But, if we… — Kal Penn Copy Share
I've worked on a lot of fun movies, but my favorite job was having a boss who gave the order to take out bin… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
Let's keep fighting for a president who's never stopped fighting for us! Go online. Find your local campaign office. Call your friends. Call some… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
I volunteered in Iowa in 2007 because, like you, I had friends serving in Iraq, friends who were looking for jobs, others who couldn't… — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
In a cab. It's like a hundred degrees. Can't tell if that manly odor means I'm stinky or if it's the cabbie. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
