Of course Messi could handle a cold Tuesday night in Stoke. He'd be drinking tea and relaxing beforehand. Me? I'd probably be… — Neymar Copy Share Image
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life. Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite. On Thirsty Thursday and… — Asher Roth Copy Share Image
Erin and I spent four hours shopping for dresses and shoes Tuesday night. She was going all out in her intention to… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
Tuesday night I reorganized my record collection. I often do this at periods of emotional stress. There are some people who would… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
“And perhaps, I'm a Tuesday night and you're a Wednesday morning the way we'll never even notice how we blend into each… — Danabelle Gutierrez Copy Share Image
You could time a suburban story by your watch: it lasts as long as it takes a small furry animal that's lonely… — Rachel Cusk Copy Share Image
Quit worrying about the stupid things. You have 4 years to be irresponsible. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You'll never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“shifts signal a slowing in momentum for the bill among Democrats, who have faced a full-court press from a number of top… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A friend of mine and I would go to this dirty little bar in Toronto that has karaoke every Tuesday night, and… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
“Cath felt like she was swimming in words. Drowning in them sometimes. "Do you ever feel," she asked Nick Tuesday night, "like… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“A Hit Of This,' Mr. President? The Huffington Post President Barack Obama had an up-close encounter with Denver's marijuana subculture during a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Years ago, I dated a lovely young woman who was a few thousand dollars in debt. She was completely stressed out about… — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this. — Kal Penn Copy Share Image
“This is shitty to say, but there's not much pathos involved in a case like that. Think about it: Little So-and-so the… — Cara Hoffman Copy Share Image
If Rosie’s mother had known that eye colour was not a reliable indicator of paternity, and organised a DNA test to confirm… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
This, of course, has no chance of passing. But then Tuesday night's State of the Union address could be the first one… — John Podhoretz Copy Share Image
If you've been a good player then you come to League Two, how will you cope with games on a dark, cold,… — Paolo di Canio Copy Share Image
Perhaps the most striking thing about the 2015 State of the Union address was not the president at the podium but the… — Byron York Copy Share Image
The meshing of the brands is great. I think it brings excitement. It brings anticipation of not knowing who's going to be… — Mandy Rose Copy Share Image
“Every Tuesday night I go and see whatever is playing at the movie theater nearby. I'm not choosy. I'm happy to see… — Rivka Galchen Copy Share Image
On a Tuesday night they were wed, And by Friday they were dead. And they buried them in the churchyard side by… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'm excited to join my brother-in-law Ken Thomson every Tuesday night on SiriusXM to recap all of the awesome NFL action, and… — Zakk Wylde Copy Share Image
If you're working with a band and you really want to work them into the episode, you've got to say to them,… — Matt Stone Copy Share Image
I also watched boxing all the time and Tuesday Night Fights on USA and just kept hitting my heavy back in the… — Robbie Lawler Copy Share Image
There was a time... when people didn't go out of their house on Tuesday night at eight o'clock because Milton Berle was… — Ed McMahon Copy Share Image
