Quote by Nikhil Saluja

I love anal sex

— Federico Garcia Lorca

I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.

— Joan Rivers

Amazing Home Remedies: Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night.

— Nikhil Saluja

The confidence and security of a people can be measured by their attitude toward laxatives. At the high noon of the British sun, soldiers…

— Florence King

It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school.

— Mia Kirshner

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement.

— Jessica Simpson

I suffer from IBS so I'm severely constipated at all times.

— Natasia Demetriou

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap.

— Rita Mae Brown

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

— Anonymous

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.

— Drew Carey

Chastity - you can carry it too far.

— Mark Twain

The quickest, the more efficient way, and causing less pain and trauma, the better.

— Rickson Gracie