Alcohol Quote by George Carlin

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will…

— George Carlin

“As you head into adulthood, June, you may occasionally encounter oversize exotic beverages of an alcoholic nature. I felt it was my duty to…

— Carol Rifka Brunt

“Alcohol is decisiveness juice. It's also bad idea punch, intellect intoxicant, insolence nectar, fighting fluid, boastfulness booze, smartass sauce, injury water, aggressiveness aqua vitae,…

— Aaron Goldfarb

Alcohol is like anything else. It's only as bad as the person it's being poured into. If it's used to heighten an occasion, or…

— Bill Lee

I drank for about 25 years getting over the loss of my father and I took the anger out on myself. I did a…

— Gary Oldman

How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around you as…

— Jonathan Ames

Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious;…

— Willa Cather

That I'm an alcoholic is completely ridiculous.

— Shannen Doherty

A serious warning to all my friends. drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his arm out…

— Amit Verma

It says that alcoholism is a disease, and that it gets passed on from generation to generation. I've told my kids about that: "You've…

— Nikki Sixx

...maybe I've just read too many novels. In novels, alcoholics are always attractive and fuuny and charming and complex, like Sebastian Flyte or ABe…

— David Nicholls

Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to…

— Gordon B. Hinckley