Blindness Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson
“I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve.”
About This Quote
Some books are so dull they could be dangerous, humorously warning readers of their lethargic effect.
In simple terms: Certain books are extremely boring, potentially causing sleepiness.
Choose engaging reading material.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- school assignments
- leisure reading
- book clubs
- study sessions
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What makes a book truly captivating?
- How do you balance reading for pleasure vs. duty?
Humor exaggerates the effect; not all books are harmful.