Advise Quote by Lord Chesterfield

People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I'm a heavy drinker. I don't want girls at my show…

— Chelsea Handler

Drunkenness is the very sepulcher Of man's wit and his discretion.

— Geoffrey Chaucer

It were better for a man to be subject to any vice than to drunkenness; for all other vanities and sins are recovered, but…

— Walter Raleigh

Drunkards are doomed to hell, so men declare, Believe it not, 'tis but a foolish scare; Heaven will be empty as this hand of…

— Omar Khayyam

“Take the sin of covetousness. There is more said in the Bible against it than against drunkenness. I must get it out of me—destroy…

— D.L. Moody

Thirst teaches all animals to drink, but drunkenness belongs only to man.

— Henry Fielding

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm just a serious social drinker.

— E-40

The rapturuous, wild, and ineffable pleasure of drinking at somebody else's expense

— Leigh Hunt

...maybe I've just read too many novels. In novels, alcoholics are always attractive and fuuny and charming and complex, like Sebastian Flyte or ABe…

— David Nicholls

“Warning: Contains old friends, old enemies, a dramatic cat rescue, soft drink references and a lot of teasing before the steamy sex. Readers are…

— K.A. Mitchell

“Yet, for my part, I was never usually squeamish; I could sometimes eat a fried rat with a good relish, if it were necessary.…

— Henry David Thoreau

I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings.

— Jackie Gleason