Alcohol Quote by Amit Abraham

“Caution: Drinking is not good for the phone.”

— Amit Abraham

Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?

— Julianna Margulies

I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.

— Lorne Michaels

“Don't drink; it's bad for you.”

— Terry Trueman

“Worry and improper thinking are luxuries as dangerous as drink.”

— Evangeline Walton

“I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking...scared the hell out of me. So that's it, after today...no more reading”

— Peter Griffin

“When I read about the dangers of drinking, I gave up reading”

— Henny Youngman

“Twitter is a serious writing distraction. As are grapefruits. The two have nothing else in common.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Fuck Twitter yo. I hate Twitter. I love Twitter. I need it to get through a day, but it is also systematically messing with…

— Gabourey Sidibe

Was drunk when I wrote that last tweet.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Never trust a man who doesn't drink.”

— W.C. Fields

Donald Trump does not touch alcohol, which is really respectable. But think about that. That means every statement, every interview, every tweet - completely…

— Hasan Minhaj