Comedy Quote by Hillary DePiano

“A man is not an orange. You can't eat the fruit and throw the peel away.”

— ALGERNON CHARLES SWINBURNE

“Haven poured herself some orange juice, pausing. “Did you want some of this, Carmine?” “Yeah, definitely want some of that.”

— J.M. Darhower

“Well, if you asked me what my favorite fruit was before last night, I would've said strawberries. But that's cuz I didn't know oranges…

— Cassie Mae

“So, lemme get this right. We're gonna make a go of it. You and me? Togevver? Even though I'm orange and you're mental?”

— Alexis Hall

“back orange. “Did you bring stuff every weekend?” I asked. “Just about,” he said. “Thought you’d be pressed for time when you woke up.”

— Laekan Zea Kemp

“Okay, cool. I actually don’t eat breakfast. I’d love some orange juice, though, if you have any.”“In the icebox.”Icebox? Who says icebox anymore? “Thanks.”

— Julie Reece

“Eat some fruit.”

— William Davis

“He looks me up and down like I’m a grapefruit he’s evaluating in the supermarket for ripeness, and for a moment he doesn’t say…

— Lauren Oliver

“Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know. Grapefruit. Lemones. Probably oranges.”

— Jane Smiley

“Where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green...”

— James Joyce

My father always said that if you want oranges, you have to go to where the oranges grow.

— Terrence Howard

“What do I smell like?" she asked, ignoring his question. He gave this some thought before answering, "Purple." "Purple?" "Um-hmm." "I didn't know smells…

— Frankie Rose