Comedy Quote by Hillary DePiano Download Open image ““It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!”” — Hillary DePiano ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Fairy tale Humor Storytelling
“Huh... guess they didn't want a cracker after all. Another myth BUSTED” — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Someday you'll meet people who are actually on crack and you won't think that's a super funny thing to say.” — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
“We are all searching for the fairy tale. When it doesn't come, we try to create it.” — Linda Masemore Pirrung Copy Share Image
“Once your fairytale gets shattered multiple times, life will finally paint reality in its place.” — VaeEshia Ratcliff-Davis Copy Share Image
“DOSTIE: Let's be honest here. People? Sometimes they suck. But kids, well, they're like a new snowfall, you know?” — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“MURRY: Why do we even celebrate the New Year? It's just this arbitrary quirk of how we measure time in years, right? Midnight tonight… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“MOTHER TIME: The past is always with us, dear, for better or worse. It is what it is and you can't change it. All… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“MOTHER TIME: Life goes by so very fast, my dears, and taking the time to reflect, even once a year, slows things down. We… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“MURRY: Resolutions are a complete waste of time. They're just this meaningless ritual, empty promises we make and break within hours of each other.” — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“NOEL: And even when I don't stay up until midnight, I still enjoy the tradition of New Year's resolutions. What can I say? I… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“MOTHER TIME: Every New Year is the same. Every day, every second is too for that matter. But when we deliver them in secret,… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“MURRY:[Father] Time is kind of a big deal and I'd rather not tick him off. MOLLY: Heh. Tick.” — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“CREONTA: Rope! My rope! Hang those two thieves by the neck until they are dead. THE ROPE: Alack, but vile and ill-natured female! Upon… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“MOLLY: You don't like New Years Eve? Are you insane? It's literally the best holiday ever. You just party all night and it doesn't… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“MOTHER TIME: We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.” — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
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In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
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You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
