Quote by Ivan Turgenev

“A: It was made from 24 carrots!”

— Uncle Amon

“a fresh carrot from the garden has a complex flavor that is lost after a few days in transit.”

— Ed Cyzewski

“At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts.”

— Amélie Poulain

“My meal arrived. It was a bowl of tepid, green curried water with two spinach leaves floating in it. The waiter called it 'vegetable…

— Frank Kusy

“The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.”

— David Mitchell

“Lunch looks grand, Meg. You’ve really outdone yourself,” James commented, loading his plate. He frowned down at an escaping carrot extending precariously over the…

— Shannon MacLeod

“some vegetables are supposed to stay in the dirt and shouldn't be eaten at all.”

— Ember Casey

“Sometimes Carrot sounded like a civics essay written by a stunned choirboy.”

— Terry Pratchett

“The carrots weren’t working; it was time for a little stick.”

— Susannah Nix

“All carrots dissapear one day, and so nature goes.”

— Monaristw

“you would have to eat three pounds of carrots for the sugar equivalent of one bottle of Coke.”

— Abel James

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead…

— Jarod Kintz