Quote by Lalit Dahal

“a stale potato is a bad potato”

— Kim's Brain

“Don't be a baked potato. Be a person.”

— The Oatmeal

“Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient”

— Michelle T. Bernard

“Enjoy all the fresh or frozen veggies you want, except for potatoes”

— William Davis

If you were a potato, you would be a good potato.

— Bubbly

“Even if he’s wrong, he’ll probably get a free potato.”

— Rhett McLaughlin

“Hole your potato, while I peel this one.”

— Mildred Stallworth

“Potato will always surpass you but you never know if carrot will surpass you”

— Legendary Potato

“Allegories are told with a purpose whose possibility is lost Until a potato-eater appears and eats potatoes ”

— Lyn Hejinian

“Calories don't count if they're connected to a celbration. Everyone knows this.”

— Janet Evanovich

A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner as to…

— M. F. K. Fisher

You've got to have a balance of carbs, fats and protein, and potato is a really great source of carbs.

— Chloe Ting