Quote by The Oatmeal

“Hole your potato, while I peel this one.”

— Mildred Stallworth

“Lord, I can’t live in his mashed potato world. I need my tubers scalloped and diced and baked and fried and different every time.…

— Lorna Seilstad

“She pokes at a very wrinkled baked potato that somehow reminds me of Alan Greenspan.”

— Nic Tatano

“We can't all be bakers or chefs. Many of us have modest ambitions. But we can all buy a piece of the pie.”

— Amah Lambert

“I baked a cake.”

— Michael Wolf

“Even if he’s wrong, he’ll probably get a free potato.”

— Rhett McLaughlin

“Do you know how to peel potatoes?” he asked. “I’m a bad cook, not a moron.” He”

— Nash Summers

“My name is Mr. Potatohead, and I’m looking for my wife. But I fear I’m too late, and that she’s already part of some…

— Jarod Kintz

“Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm a potato, I go well with gravy!”

— Twitter

“You're a vegetable!”

— Michael Jackson

“those fried potatoes I can smell are for me. I think they are.”

— Morris Gleitzman

“Im not a baker so im not going to sugar coat it.”

— Jamie Magee