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“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Pardon me Mam,I'm new in town, could you please show me the way to your house?” — Frank Calvin Mann Copy Share Image
“Is he your only child? I asked, "my only son" padma said. "My condolences" I said…Anita Blake” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
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“Well, a man has to have his limits somewhere, and being shoved into a hole in the wall is mine.” — Sara Jo Easton Copy Share Image
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“She never saw the point of making fun of strangers – how could you possibly know enough about them to hit below… — Daniel Marks Copy Share Image
“I'm writing a book on Procrastination. I hope to start it tomorrow. I've been thinking about it for almost six years now.” — Ron Moore Copy Share Image
“I've never been a big fan of exercise. I just can't think of any other way to feel good." Kinsey Milhone” — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
“Give a man a beer, the remote and a La-Z-Boy and he’s a happy camper! All Things Caveman humor cartoon book will… — Laurie Foxx Copy Share Image
“Quote from In Love of Honey, Money…and My Virgin Passport If you think you’ve the most wicked sense of humour, try life!” — Mita Jain Copy Share Image
“Men are born with a great asset of weak memory, especially for the bad moments. It’s not the same with women though.… — Mita Jain Copy Share Image
“... but some say that reality is what happens inside a writer's head, and it is fiction which takes place outside it.” — Barry A. Whittingham Copy Share Image
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a… — Brandy Potter Copy Share Image
“His Grace called Virginius in and said: "Do you think a priest of the Anglican Communion should be a divorced man with… — Florence King Copy Share Image
“During the settling of the American colonies, it was said that the Spaniards would first build a church, the Dutch would first… — Mark Jones Copy Share Image
“MTV used to be about music, chickpea," he'd say. "Music. Now it's about morons doing moronic things. Video didn't just kill the… — Lexxie Couper Copy Share Image
“If you fall in love with a character, then you are actually falling in love with the author that wrote the character.… — Heather Dowell Copy Share Image
“A bug lies in quiet repose; when he passed no one knows. Did he suffer, was he pained? Before he died, was… — Nikhil Sharda Copy Share Image
“Not only was good ole boy intolerance the norm in big sky country, there appeared to be no need or desire to… — D.K. King Copy Share Image
“I'll be fine. Maybe I should make up a magic milk bath with the Golden Fruit, huh?" I laughed. Kishan considered and… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
“Pop music is like an auditory cup of coffee. It has no nutritional value but it gets you going.” — Jim Moorman Copy Share Image
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“Mr. and Mrs. Lowell are not receiving." What the hell did that mean? "I'm not throwing a forty-yard pass. I just have… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
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“Carrot started to clap. It wasn't the clap used by middlings to encourage underlings to applaud overlings. It had genuine enthusiasm behind… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Oh, adorable, delicious Amelie. If I weren't so completely straight and enamored with cock, I would devour this sweet little tart.” — Ella Dominguez Copy Share Image
“Lady Margaret believed in the three D's: Discipline, Desire, and Determination. But as she listened dutifully to her new employer, hiding her… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
