Humorous-quotations Quote by Rose Gordon

“I'm keeping my socks on until I know what you're going to do.”

— Anonymous

“But I hate socks.' I do, especially sleeping in them. They always come half-off in the middle of the night, and why? What kind…

— Francesca Serritella

“I didn't make this plan. I just wake up sometimes and want to crawl out of my life.”

— Meredith Hall

“However, I guess your time is of value, and we did not meet to talk about the cut of my socks.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“I promise to tidy up before company arrives, wouldn't want my socks and daydreams all over the carpet”

— Sarah Kay

“I'm sure glad socks are made out of cotton, and not ice-cube trays, because I don't like keeping my socks in the freezer. Because…

— Jarod Kintz

“I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in them?”

— Jarod Kintz

“It won’t kill you to wear that same pair of socks one more day.”

— Tadahiko Nagao

“I buy my socks half off. I buy them one at a time.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don't like socks or shoes. I really don't like socks but I wear them in my house because I can slide on my…

— Blake Lewis

“If you stay you can rest assured I won't get a lick of sleep because all I want to do is grope you and…

— Eden Summers

“I know my dreams will be of you, and I'm not sure how I'll stay away from you in the morning.”

— Kelli Maine