Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in them?”

— Jarod Kintz

“You do know that I don't have plans to separate you from your socks as you sleep?”

— Rose Gordon

“But I hate socks.' I do, especially sleeping in them. They always come half-off in the middle of the night, and why? What kind…

— Francesca Serritella

“I don't like socks or shoes. I really don't like socks but I wear them in my house because I can slide on my…

— Blake Lewis

“Have you guys ever thought about the fact that socks are like the donut holes of underpants?”

— Travis McElroy

“I need to go to the grocery store because I’ve got nothing in my fridge but an old t-shirt, a pair of jeans, and…

— Jarod Kintz

“If I was aware I would have to tie laces I would not have been able to put my feet into socks.”

— Alice Sebold

“If I got any hotter or any wetter, my underwear was going to slide down my legs in a pile of melted goo.”

— Roxy Mews

“safety. I wore a lot of sweaters in the winter, but tonight I’d wanted something dressier, and I was freezing my patooties off,”

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“I promise to tidy up before company arrives, wouldn't want my socks and daydreams all over the carpet”

— Sarah Kay

“I'm keeping my socks on until I know what you're going to do.”

— Anonymous

“There’s no room in my life for a woman. I mean I live in a closet, and I suppose I could squish my clothes…

— Jarod Kintz