Quote by Alice Sebold

“I buy all my socks with holes in them. Otherwise, how would I get my feet in them?”

— Jarod Kintz

“The laces had broken and were so short that tying them was like performing surgery on an insect.”

— Trenton Lee Stewart

“Socks were meant for holes.”

— Anthony T. Hincks

“Damn! If she had any idea what her bare toes did to me, she'd never take off her shoes again.”

— Ann Lister

“I could shoot you in the foot." "Please do. At least then I wouldn't have to endure this sock humiliation any longer.”

— Lisa Kessler

“Oh, fuck it. My feet never could be laced into goody two-shoes.”

— Rafe Haze

“I would never lie about shoes. I have morals.”

— Heather Cocks

“Do not put everybody’s foot into your old shoe; it might not be suitable for everyone.”

— Kamaran Ihsan Salih

“Though I'd wanted to wear sequinned flip-flops, I'd worn boots and switched the plain white ties for pink lace because, uh, the pink were…

— Gena Showalter

“Life is too short to be matching socks.”

— Emily Villafonni

“you should always tie your shoe before walking because u just might slip one day”

— Antwone Quenton Fisher

“It won’t kill you to wear that same pair of socks one more day.”

— Tadahiko Nagao