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“I wear my underwear on the outside of my itch.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Heat invaded her cheeks. She wasn't used to men seeing her whithout her clothes on. And here was in her boring white cotton bra…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Knowing him, he's probably got zero underwear because of the August heat wave.”

— Carol M. Tanzman

“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack,…

— Miranda Kenneally

“See. Told you I had sexy underwear." "They're only sexy because you're in them.”

— Lisa Kessler

“Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life, buoyant and…

— darynda Jones

“My sock cut off my circulation, my uniform sweater itched, and my underwear seemed to be staging some sort of revolt to make me…

— Jenny B. Jones

“You need to stop. That is so hot, you’re making me wet.” “Eww, are you wearing knickers under there?” “Nope. So expect a snail…

— Lesley Jones

“There is a certain loveliness, I think, to performing deep cleaning in one’s underwear on a beautiful summer day.”

— Agnostic Zetetic

“You will treat my underwear with the reverence it deserves. Next time, you will stop and appreciate--hell, you'll marvel at the miracle of my…

— Molly Harper

“Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Hooking both thumbs into my waistband, I rocked my hips from side to side, and slid the dress pants down my thighs. As gravity…

— Annie Arcane