“when you live with vampires, coming home smelling like blood is a lot like walking into a Weight Watchers meeting with powdered sugar on your shirt.” — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“our stops always involved food. I had to watch myself because if I tried to eat all the times she did, I would be… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“When life deals you a crap hand in the parent department, the best way to thumb your nose at fate was to end up… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“If I got any hotter or any wetter, my underwear was going to slide down my legs in a pile of melted goo.” — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“when you live with vampires, coming home smelling like blood is a lot like walking into a Weight Watchers meeting with powdered sugar on… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t the only one with magic. His dick looked like it had plenty of magic too.” — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“Great. Now I knew what his penis looked like. I could never have breakfast with the Paulson Pack again. Eating sausage with a straight… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
“seeing the beautiful mating aura that surrounded those two… I was honored to run for my life with them.” — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
