Caveman Quote by Laurie Foxx

“How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if…

— Erin McCarthy

“ Peabody: “When a guy’s in the hospital, he wants toys.” Eve: “When a guy gets a splinter in his toe, he wants toys.”

— J.D. Robb

“Try this." O'Grady smiled. "It's the only thing we drink. It'll warm your insides." "What is it?" Asked the ever cautious Waldo. "We call…

— Donald Jeffries

“You know the way the world works?” Brian asked. It’s like that old Warner Bros. cartoon with Ralph the wolf and Sam the sheepdog.…

— Brian Alexander

“Fighting with tangles, fighting with curls, the poor barber yanked, the poor barber pulled, until with one last effort (and to the wonder of…

— Mili Fay

“Jimmy (to Allison):We'll be together in our bear's cave, and our squirrel's drey, and we'll live on honey, and nuts-lots and lots of nuts.…

— John Osborne

“Joseph stood, his gaze traveling over Connor's clean-shaven face and hairless chest, his lips curving in a grin. "What's this? The Cub is not…

— Pamela Clare

“Chaplain Vega’s a tall Mexican guy with a mustache that looks like it’s about to jump off his face and fuck the first rodent…

— Phil Klay

“I met him in the language lab. In a lull between lab sections, I was editing tapes for freshman German when this shuffling man…

— John Irving

“The bellboy that showed me to the room was this very old guy around sixty-five. He was even more depressing than the room was.…

— J.D. Salinger

“Through these days Bunny made increasingly frequent and protracted visits to the bathroom, beating off with a single-minded savagery intense even by Bunny's standards.…

— Nick Cave

“A man with a beard, ordering a beer milk shake in a town where he wasn’t known—they might call the police.”

— John Steinbeck