Humorous-quotations Quote by Darynda Jones

“went to the college to speak with your wife…she’s in dangerous water, Mike. We have to help her. Is it more than Jamie’s situation?…

— Kathryn Shay

“I quickly texted Granny and told her to call around and find out the buzz on the recruiting. She texted back that she would…

— Robyn Peterman

“Dirty Harriet there is a loose cannon. She pulled a gun on my men.” “They were unconscious.” “What if they weren’t? We’d have had…

— Julie Miller

“The grandfather clock struck the half hour. She must be away. Glancing from Mama to Mrs. Smith to Mrs. Astor, she did the only…

— Rachel Hauck

“Clarissa, I was calling to ask if you wanted to go to the Laker game tonight." Now, Clarissa was hurt. "This is really last…

— Gigi Levangie Grazer

“Abruptly, she said, "I wonder what she did to so alienate our father that he disinherited her. Do you know?" "Supposedly… she ran off…

— Kay Hooper

“I eased to my feet, making a show of a stiff leg. She watched with big eyes. “Did you get shot or something?” “It’s…

— Carolyn Hart

“Reesee answered my cell?” Dusty was silent. “Dusty,” he called. “My daughter answered your cell?” “If I say yes, are you gonna get pissed…

— Kristen Ashley

“A pity that she gets so upset about little things, isn't it?" "Like the time we sneaked the greased piglet into Mrs. Astor's parlor."…

— Lisa Kleypas

“Streams of pedestrians dodged them on the sidewalk as they stood with her hand in his, but neither of them noticed. The blaring mixture…

— Gail McHugh

“I’m pretty sure Brooke is moving to Charlotte.” Vaughn’s expression turned serious. “Charlotte? What brought that on?” “One of Sterling’s competitors offered her some…

— Julie James

“The little girl knew if she bit any member of her family, they would get rabies too, and she died without ever having been…

— Fannie Flagg