Humorous-quotations Quote by Colleen Houck

“Okay,” I say at last. “But you have to teach me how to do animals. I can’t keep myself from wilting when I’m a…

— Margaret Maron

“Yeah. Now when I look back at it, I realize it was a test. His Furry Majesty was trying to gauge what I was…

— Ilona Andrews

“That ticks me off!” She snapped. “Since when could you bribe me with treats like a fucking child.” I groaned, pinching the bridge of…

— J.J. McAvoy

“Slade suddenly grinned. “Her milk is much better than anything in a glass.” Tiger dropped his gaze. “I bet it is. It smells good.…

— Laurann Dohner

“That night I woke up to a strange fact; keep milk not to drink but to feed the cat.”

— Aporva Kala

“Go ahead, tell him that everything is going to be fine. All the meatsacks are perfectly content on their happy little island, Sarren has…

— Julie Kagawa

“You look like the cat that swallowed the cream," Stephen said softly. "That comes later.”

— K.J. Charles

“Perhaps the woman was waiting beneath the lamps for cats to drop from the trees, like fruit.”

— Ramsey Campbell

“I figured. Can’t expect a faery to do you a favor without naming a price. Squashing down my annoyance, I stole a glance at…

— Julie Kagawa

“What?" Her breathing stuttered at the thought of tasting the sweet cream off his skin. "Nothing." "No, tell me." He stepped closer. She shook…

— Laura Kaye

“I poked my stomach covertly. It still seemed pretty lean to me. Obviously, I wasn’t built like a supermodel, but all the swimming and…

— Colleen Houck

“You think you can start tomorrow? I need a break." "Only if you can free me from this beast of a chair," I said,…

— Myra McEntire