Humor Quote by Jen Naumann

“Some questions remain long after their owners have died. Lingering like ghosts. Looking for the answers they never found in life.”

— Michael Frayn

“There was no dignified way to answer a question about your underwear.”

— Tom Perrotta

“May, will you please, kindly DIG it," he remembered one of them saying, "and hold up on all those wonderful seven-dollar questions? If you…

— Robert M. Pirsig

“Why must you plague me with these questions in the middle of the night?”

— Winston Graham

“The one who asks questions does not lose his way.”

— Polly Shulman

“What strange, perplexing, questionable questions!”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“He who knows all the answers, but none of the questions is like a large gobbling bird on Thanksgiving.”

— Jayce O'Neal

“He is searching for an answer for which no question exists.”

— Jacqueline Carey

“If you ask me a question I don't know, I'm not going to answer it.”

— Yogi Berra

“It is a pretend question, one he asked so he could give the answer. I relax. This is like when my father complains about…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“And yet there's one question whose answer I have thought out, and it suddenly comes to mind . . . 'Stay with me.”

— Garret Freymann-Weyr

“The questions are the danger. Leave them alone and they sleep. Ask them, awake them, and more than you know will begin to rise.”

— Jonathan Carroll