Funny Quote by Dashiell Hammett

The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.

— Dashiell Hammett

“If I knew what two and two were – I would say Four!”

— Idries Shah

“And I thought I was the only one who put two and two together!” Everyone”

— Gertrude Chandler Warner

“{Numbers are more my thing}. Life is confusing and the only place where two plus two ever equals four is in a Maths lesson.…

— Annabel Pitcher

My whole life . . . two and two has made four.”... “But now . . . it’s all gone wrong.” She shook her…

— Sarah MacLean

“2 and 2 are not always 4.”

— Harjeet Khanduja

“Most people would have difficulty explaining how they know two and two make four.”

— Liu Cixin

“I admit that twice two makes four is an excellent thing, but if we are to give everything its due, twice two makes five…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“Two is one and one is none.”

— Marc Cameron

“Twenty-six,” you said, before I could ask you.Everyone was gathered around, or anyway they were around us, swirling like loud, bad surf. The crowd…

— Daniel Handler

“Has anyone ever told you that you use twenty words when five will do?”

— L.H. Cosway

“TWENTY-TWO HOURS AND FORTY-NINE MINUTES LATER (NOT THAT I WAS COUNTING OR ANYTHING)”

— James Patterson