“...I guess I can put two and two together." "Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...” — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
I like grit, I like love and death, I'm tired of irony. ... A lot of good fiction is sentimental. ... The… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
It's the primordial characters [of the Star Wars]. It's the beautiful princess and the callow youth and the smartass that I played… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
I'm totally crazy, I know that. I don't say that to be a smartass, but I know that that's the very essence… — Maurice Sendak Copy Share Image
“So if you're trying to play games with me, I should let you know up front that it's not going to work.… — Tehereh Mafi Unravel Me Copy Share Image
“Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me. Ella: If you… — Melissa Lemon Copy Share Image
I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a… — Jim Harrison Copy Share Image
“You’re arrogant, domineering, egotistical, and disdainful of the law.” He lifted one amused brow. “And your point would be?” — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
Hey, T-Rex? Remind me next time I want to get smartass with you that it’s a really stupid move on my part?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I forgive you, but only because you said 'please.'" Smartass, I thought. Then I groaned at the instant chorus of "Please!" mixed… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down… — Ron White Copy Share Image
In the vast game of Darwinian musical chairs, whenever the music stopped there were large numbers of people without a seat—and some… — Daniel Suarez Copy Share Image
...maybe the world needs a cadre of smartasses to liven things up, who knows? — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I like comedies, and my brain sort of spins in that direction. So I'm really happy to say there were several smartass… — Alan Tudyk Copy Share Image
Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Please, Eve, these public displays of affection must stop. I have a reputation.” “Keep it up, ace, and I’ll give you a… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
“if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.” — Lee Child Copy Share Image
A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a terminal you can educate. — Rob Pike Copy Share Image
I don't try to be completely calculating in everything I say and do, but there's no way I'm going to talk. There's… — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image