Dumbasses Quote by Jill Shalvis

“Deemed a fool is better than smartass.”

— Toba Beta

I'd rather be called a smartass than a dumbass.

— Anonymous

“Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren’t are inaccessible.” PHOEBE TRAEGER”

— Jill Shalvis

“Were you followed?” “Of course,” I said. “And I led them straight to you. Turns out I’m not very bright.” “Smartass.” “Dumbass.”

— Andy Weir

What do you want? "To know you," she said without hesitation. "All of you. I want to know what makes you feel good." "Your…

— Jill Shalvis

“God’s will for you and me is not like a train track. It’s like a parking lot”

— Anonymous

Guys are like parking spaces, the good ones are usually taken.

— Anonymous

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken

— Hussein Nishah

Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

— Clea DuVall

Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

— Anonymous

Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

— Zach Braff

“Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are already taken and the ones left are running out of their metres”

— Barbara Johnson

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

— Megan Amram

Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.

— Anonymous

He's a like parking ticket coz he's got FINE written all over him

— Anonymous