Simon had been all lined up and he’d managed to throw away the best girl he’d ever meet. “What a dumbass,” Beck… — Jana Oliver Copy Share Image
“If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child.” — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me. — Lisa Kudrow Copy Share Image
What do you want? "To know you," she said without hesitation. "All of you. I want to know what makes you feel… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Even though I smoke, just because I'm a dumbass doesn't mean anyone else has to be. — Gerald McRaney Copy Share Image
I know plenty of hyper-intelligent metal people, but at the same time, there's this dumbass, hardheaded, macho attitude associated with it. For… — Blake Judd Copy Share Image
Hark, dumbass, the error is not to fall but to fall from no height. Don't fall off a curb, fall off a… — Dean Young Copy Share Image
Bashful=Spanish, Miss Gardenia Doc=Psychology, Mr. Wang Happy=Chemistry 2, Mr. Durbin Dopey=English Lit., Mr. Purcell Dippy=Math, Mrs. Craig Dumbass=PE, Coach Crater — Lisa McMann Copy Share Image
Yo, dumbass. What do you think she’d be doing with them? Giving them ballet lessons? (Darling) Tell me again why I can’t… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I have pictures of my daughter, in the hospital, at three seconds, six seconds, nine seconds, and then fifteen seconds, 'cause dumbass… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Horror fiction seems to spawn more dumbass 'rules' than any other kind of writing, and one of the dumbest is the assumed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don’t do what you know on a gut level to be the wrong thing to doI don’t think there’s a single dumbass… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front… — Bruce Pearl Copy Share Image
That ability to see the right choice, but not until several hours have passed since making the wrong one? That's what makes… — David Wong Copy Share Image
And if you dont come back from the dorm, I'm the one who has to explain to Micheal how I let you… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
