Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guys
Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
You know what guys & parking spaces have in common? The good ones are always taken and the only ones left are handicaps. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Does anyone know where the Best Men are? I hope they're not in the parking lot stealing our hubcaps. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like: Cars sold at auctions - Depending on who you end up with, they'll be cheap or expensive either way, once they're… — Laura Scott Copy Share Image
Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Women only have trouble parking because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The nearer we come to great men the more clearly we see that they are only men. They rarely seem great to their valets. — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
