Boys Quote by Nishan Panwar

How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small

— Anonymous

I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide?…

— Zach Braff

Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

— Megan Amram

“If a handicapped woman says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask her if that includes parking.”

— Jarod Kintz

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

— Denis Leary

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

— Will Rogers

I've always had something about parking lots at night. They have a special appeal I think many people can relate to.

— Andrew W.K

Intelligent transportation technology is key to better parking management. The adage that "You can't manage what you can't measure" fits parking perfectly.

— Donald Shoup

If you are not supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots

— Ritu Ghatourey

“The question is: why can’t parking lots be modest paradises?”

— Eran Ben-Joseph

I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.

— Anonymous

“Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.”

— Johnny B. Laughing