Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Life is a journey, but don't worry, you'll find a parking spot at the end. — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
Men are like...Parking Spots. The good ones are taken and the rest are too small. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think a lot of nights together have been spoiled by somebody not being able to find a parking spot and saying,… — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the… — Saul Perlmutter Copy Share Image
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Everybody's a racist. It's the one human trait that makes us all exactly the same. Deep down, we only like people who… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I don't know exactly what it is, but it looks like interconnected websites where people show their photos and write about everything… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
“Now that Brooklyn is the hip spot, here they come - to a neighborhood that was merely another place to avoid after… — J Zone Copy Share Image
I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren’t are inaccessible.” PHOEBE TRAEGER” — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
